I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
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Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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