I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
He gave me a back massage while we were fucking.
Did you get that?
WHILE WE WERE FUCKING.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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