If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
Tampa is so boring. I'm dying. I want lots of cleavage at my funeral. If i cant get laid, i want my friends to. I'm that kind of person
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
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she's into porn, im staying here tonight
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
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Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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