Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
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I take back everything I said about communal showers
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
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Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.