But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
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i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
in my drunkeness I still was able to plan for the morning. I duck taped my keys, a water bottle full of mimosa and my cell phone to the front door.
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My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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