now i know why i became what i already was.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Walked by a shop giving away free donuts this morning. Best walk of shame ever
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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