We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
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My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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