Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
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