I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
Hi. This might be awkward, but I met you on saturday at about 330 am. I have to admit I don't remember your name, what we talked about, or various details of how I got home. What I do remember is that I was invested enough in getting your number to ask my cab driver for a pen to write it down since my phone was dead. So do you want to meet, soberer, some time?
Hey bro I think you got the wrong number I'm a dude
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Randomize
