i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
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The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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