I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
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She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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