I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
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