Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Holy sore nipples Batman
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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