am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
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He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
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Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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