hotel room ftw
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
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People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
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