...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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