He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I was about to take him home and fuck his brains out but then the police came and arrested him for the stolen credit card he had been buying me drinks with all night...
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
At least life still wants to fuck me.
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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