What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
tequila makes me forget i have legs
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
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