I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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