You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
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The lady at the touchless car wash just gave me the look of death. How do I say, "sorry it's not my puke" in Spanish?
This is the prime rib incident all over again
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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