If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
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