I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Sarah Palin just quit. Happy Independence day!
God Bless America!
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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