It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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