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  (763): View more from Minnesota

  She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.

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  (763): She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid. http://tfl.nu/20rh
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.

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  (678): while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF. http://tfl.nu/huje
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  (614): View more from Ohio

  I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.

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  (614): I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder. http://tfl.nu/za6c
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  (508): View more from Massachusetts

  Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay

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  (508): Holy shit. Do you realize what this means? Officially all of my ex-bfs are either dead or gay http://tfl.nu/rfq4
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  (250): View more from British Columbia

  How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?

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  (250): How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time? http://tfl.nu/zyvh
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  (260): View more from Indiana

  THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL

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  (260): THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL http://tfl.nu/le0h
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  (908): View more from New Jersey

  I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.

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  (908): I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag. http://tfl.nu/b0zy
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  (405): View more from Oklahoma

  New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.

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  ....this is what your political science major is getting you?

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  (405): New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot. (580): ....this is what your political science major is getting you? http://tfl.nu/c72s
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  (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.

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  (781): I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone. http://tfl.nu/b6do
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  (701): View more from North Dakota

  Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'

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  That's true love, there.

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  (701): Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.' (701): That's true love, there. http://tfl.nu/22yh
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  (253): View more from Washington

  Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk

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  (253): Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk http://tfl.nu/8gkz
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  (202): View more from Washington, DC

  As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.

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  (202): As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap. http://tfl.nu/n79z
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  (708): View more from Illinois

  Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.

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  (708): Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore. http://tfl.nu/5csy
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  (216): View more from Ohio

  Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell

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  (216): Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell http://tfl.nu/rx78
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  (585): View more from New York

  You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder

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  (585): You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder http://tfl.nu/8d1s
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