How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
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If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"