Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
You're the Michael Phelps of my vagina. Most decorated Fuckolympian of all time.
Am I going to be on condom boxes?
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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