I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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