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  Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.

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  Haha how do you remember that?

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  HOW COULD I FORGET?!

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• (501): View more from Arkansas

  he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.

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• (716): View more from New York

  whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.

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• (845): View more from New York

  Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.

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• (403): View more from Alberta, CA

  we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background

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  I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"

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• (417): View more from Missouri

  I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.

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