there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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I swear to god he's a one man village people.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
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Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
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