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(+32): View more from Belgium

We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.

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(716): View more from New York

Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time

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(571): View more from Virginia

I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed

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(631): View more from New York

using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.

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(618): View more from Illinois

I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today

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(201): View more from New Jersey

I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?

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(319): View more from Iowa

I sent my roommate a text from MY phone that said, "I don't know where my phone is." Must've been a good night.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

Tinder date just called. I was supposed to be there 30 minutes ago but I'm on a 27 game win streak in Park...?

(502): View more from Kentucky

Fuck that man! Tell her your dog died or something. Reschedule that shit, you can't stop 2K at a time like that. Ball is life bro... Priorities.

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