After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
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Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
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you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...