Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
