I hope mine doesn't look like that
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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