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(704): View more from North Carolina

Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light

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(772): View more from Florida

Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks

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(541): View more from Oregon

New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.

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(971): View more from Oregon

No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,

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(760): View more from California

She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.

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(865): View more from Tennessee

it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina

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(313): View more from Michigan

Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Just saw a government minister puke and rally.

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(786): View more from Florida

I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?

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