Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We ended up on a hotel balcony in Daytona where she lured a seagull down with a pizza crust she found in her purse and preceded to grab it out of the air by it's neck.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
23 Roommates Share Secrets Their Roomie Thinks They Don’t Know
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
29 Cringeworthy Situations People Realized They Shouldn’t Be In
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me