Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
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