were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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