i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
This couple is walking their pig around campus
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
He has the fingertips of a God
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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