I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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