maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Is it possible to be drunk burnt? Like sun burnt but from drinking? Cus I think I that's what it feels like
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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