Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(734): View more from Michigan

I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me

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(239): View more from Florida

Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.

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(956): View more from Texas

What do you think she thinks of us?

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I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us

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(732): View more from New Jersey

When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.

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(719): View more from Colorado

I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.

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(530): View more from California

Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?

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(609): View more from New Jersey

I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.

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(254): View more from Texas

You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before

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