Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
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Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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