Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
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