so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So vagazzling was a success
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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