How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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