If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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