Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
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