my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
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He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
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dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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