We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
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