after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
He pulled a kid having a seizure out of a car and stayed with him until the ambulance came.
he what???
Not kidding. My ovaries cannot handle this shit...swear next time he'll rescue a bunch of pound puppies and hand them out to lonely orphans.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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