I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
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