I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
Denmark girl wants me to go out but i remembered shes a raging whore with extremely questionable morals. Not feelin that tonight
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
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