I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
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