new low: just stole a ciggarette from a bum sleeping on the side of the street.
ohh what kind?
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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