Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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