you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
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Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
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My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
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