i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
