Church boner. Awkwardddd
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
