Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
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I asked him if his doormat had a name, then proceeded to sit on it for the next 30 minutes while signing that magic carpet ride song from aladdin.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
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i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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